I finally pulled up the calabaza squash vine on Sunday. It was looking very tatty and pathetic, have suffered the dual ravages of powdery mildew and mild freezes. In the end, it produced just these two fruits, one of which is bigger than my schnoodle, Gracie. I tried to take a picture of Gracie next to it for scale, but she was not at all sure that was a good idea.
In spite of how ugly the vine eventually became, I think the squash is quite lovely. The leaves of the vine were spectacular, too, before the PoMi struck.